August 15, 2017

August 12, 2017

T-GIF! (and yes, I know it's Saturday)

That's not how you do it...

...and THAT'S not how you do it...

This also seems quite incorrect...

Oh, come on, isn't ANYONE going to get it right?

Maybe this guy gets it...

THANK YOU!




July 31, 2017

The ONLY time you need to see a person playing a video game

The most boring thing on the planet is watching somebody ELSE play a video game. So I don't do — with the exception of this gentleman, who's streaming the scary game he's playing on Twitch when suddenly  . . . THE HORROR!

July 29, 2017

July 25, 2017

"I got it! I got it!"

"I'll catch it with my nachos and big cup of beer! I got it!"
"I don't got it."

Want your book to make a ton of money?

SELL it for a ton of money! That's what Jack Stratton did. His book (there's only one copy) is for sale for $290,000:
Me? I'm going to wait for a used copy.

July 24, 2017

Check out the new look at BartKing.net!

Thanks to the amazing skillz of David Bailey over at DBD, my website looks good for the first time in looooong time. Check it!