November 28, 2014
November 27, 2014
Stand at the dinner table and proclaim: "Today we give thanks for the word 'squash'—an abbreviation of the Narragansett word 'asquutasquash'."
Then sit down to thunderous applause.
(Optional addition: "We also need to acknowledge the mistakes of our ancestors—for their blunders still haunt us today. [pause] I'm referring to the invention of creamed spinach.")
November 23, 2014
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November 19, 2014
November 17, 2014
November 14, 2014
That's right: BEANS 'N' WEANERS WEATHER!
Thanks, Cal Football!