November 24, 2015

Ooh, I wrote a poem! It's called...

"Why I Look Scared Riding My Bike"



Big truck? 


Driver texting?


So a rider like me, who's oh-so wary,

Pedals on bikes that are stationary.

A friend's daughter saw this picture of NBA commissioner Adam Silver...

She asked, "Is that Bart King?

(Little did she know that I am the commissioner of my family's fantasy basketball league!)

I love signs!

November 19, 2015

Hey, want to read something cool?

Check out this article about "EXTREME BAGPIPING SITUATIONS." It details bagpiping in war, Antarctica, and even outer space! (Photo via.)

November 16, 2015

Thing I Didn't Expect to See This Weekend:

A matinee showing of our dog chasing a coyote out of the backyard!

Augie chased it across the street, and then the coyote was like, "We good here?" and Augie was like, "Holla!" (And then he proudly trotted home.)


November 10, 2015

Bart King: Author/Blurber

My friend Laura runs Forest Avenue Press, which is pretty cool. Also cool is the fact that her seven-year-old daughter, Hadley, put out a book of stories…and I got to write a blurb for it! 

November 2, 2015

Check out my handy wrist wallet!

Ever since I started wearing mine, people give me impressed looks that say, “Hey, there goes a man with fashion confidence.

At least, I *think* that’s what their expressions mean. And that's why I bought all three colors—one for each wrist!