October 13, 2017

T-GIF!

This is a special "quit while you're still ahead" edition. For starters, this gent should have definitely stopped after accomplishing his trick.

As for this car, just don't pull forward—

Okay, everyone knows not to play soccer indoors. 
Quit! While! You're still—

Okay, kitty, take us to the weekend:


Well, THAT'S weird.

My wife just sent me this meme, because she thought I'd like it.
But I just stared at it, amazed. Because that otter is from an article I wrote for the Oregonian! Kooky.


October 9, 2017

The Importance of Headshots

Yesterday, I was on a panel for the Pacific Northwest Booksellers Association. At it, I learned that it's important for authors to have a recent, professional headshot. Oops!

So goodbye, old headshot...

And hello, new professional headshot!

October 6, 2017

T-GIF!

Are you ready for your picture?
No. You weren't ready.

How about you two? Are you ready for your picture?
C'mon, people. You have to be ready!

Okay, one more time. Ready for your picture?
Now THOSE guys were definitely ready! 
In their honor, here's a bonus GIF of two good friends.

October 1, 2017

This is the worst skateboard wipeout EVER


Brutal! 
As for this guy, what did he THINK was going to happen?


Finally, every time I'm like, "That's the last treadmill accident I need to see" — I see another one that I have to see.


September 28, 2017

This story hits a triple

It has a great headline, sub headline, and caption! 
(And the story ain't bad either.)

September 27, 2017

High School Debate:

"I will make the case that Atticus Finch is the most admirable figure in literature. He fought against—"

"If Atticus is so great, why'd he let Scout dress up as a ham?"

[crowd goes wild]

"Hey, let's bury one of us in the sand!"

"Why bother? We can all do it ourselves!"