January 31, 2016

When Authors Get Bad Reviews

Not that I know anything about that!
Hang on a second—
What!? 

All I have to say is some people are going to be sorry someday...

January 28, 2016

“What’d you do when you were my age, Grandpa?”

“Well, there wasn’t any Internet or electronic gizmos, so we mostly just watched men digging. Holes, ditches, it didn’t matter to us. Those were the glory days!” 


Photo from Portland, 1962

January 22, 2016

Ever heard of a "soft opening"?

A "soft opening" is when a business quietly opens its doors without any fanfare. And although my novel won't be available for a couple more months, here's MY soft opening—
*drum roll*

The back cover art (minus text) for The Drake Equation!

January 21, 2016

"Officer, what does the witness have to say?"

"She saw a cheesesteak doing the Cha-Cha, and two BLTs executing a Bunny Hop." 
"But no French dip doing a—" 
"No."

Also, my friend, Gary Urey, mentioned that sandwiches can do the Robot.
But I'm stopping here before someone takes a PB&J and goes Oops Upside My Head! (The Case of the Dancing Sandwiches from here.)

January 19, 2016

Thanks, "Read n’ Rave"!


"Read n’ Rave" is a program where librarians recommend appealing books that are coming soon. 

And guess what? The Drake Equation made the cut!

*cartwheels out of room*