I have no explanation for why.
Oh, and this cracked me up too, but I know why:
|The contributors (I'm in the back!)|
SETTING: Two men sit alone at a bar.— Bart King (@BartKing) October 9, 2016
MAN 1: Free-for-all. Mêlée. Donnybrook.
MAN 2 (slowly putting up fists): Those are fighting words!
I accidentally used anti-deodorant this morning, and boy, do I stink.— Bart King (@BartKing) October 7, 2016
"So your full name's 'Bartholomew,' huh? But I suppose your friends call you 'Bart'."— Bart King (@BartKing) October 7, 2016
"I wouldn't know."
". . ."
In hindsight, I should have bought more toilet paper.— Bart King (@BartKing) October 5, 2016
Hey, 'gift' is the Norwegian word for both marriage AND poison. That's seriously messed up, right, honey?— Bart King (@BartKing) October 1, 2016