November 1, 2017

Notes I Took on Last Night's Trick-or-Treaters

1. Our second trick-or-treater was dressed as Valentina Tereshkova, the first woman into space. 🚀

2. The most recent trick-or-treater (age three) greeted me with “I want candy!“

3. A little tyke was too small to hold his container AND get candy, so I shoveled some in for him. He then set his container down, and transferred it all right back into my bowl.

4. PARENT(prompting child): What do you say?
CHILD: Um, you have a nice house.

5. I never run out of candy.

I AM ALMOST OUT OF CANDY

6. I am giving kids used paperbacks now.

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